Voicemail!
Dec. 26th, 2009 02:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dark_slippy_thing"It would appear that your desire to speak to me is getting in the way of something I like to call 'the pursuit of riches happiness.' If you leave a name, number, slice of cake in my doorway, and how much you'll be paying me if I return your call, I might just."
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