I&#39;m a Very Important Man!

Shinn groaned a little, muttering something about commanding officers and waking up at unholy hours.

Then he woke up, and froze completely, looking down at Jason. "AHHH!" He scrambled away from him, pushing himself back against the side of the bed and staring wide-eyed. "You...you...you molested me!"

Nevermind that he'd been on the floor, rather than Jason being on his bed. That didn't really enter into Shinn's mind.

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"WHAT?" Jason had had just about his fill of this, now. "Look, kid! I was on the floor, you were on top, and we were BOTH CLOTHED this time!"
He was sitting up and flailing now, glitter from the floor stuck all over half of his face. "I don't molest little boys! I don't even like little boys! You fell on me! And then stayed there! Would you just get over it, already!?"

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"LITTLE!?" Shinn shrieked, starting to look very, very much angry. "I'm not little! And you pulled me down! How was I supposed to be able to get up when you were holding onto me like a four-year-old with a teddy bear!?"

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"I was laying on my side, sleeping, and minding my own business!" Jason? Not a happy Irish guy right now. And so in need of a drink. "I wasn't even touching you, except for the places where you were sprawled out over me, you... You self-absorbed, egotistical, snot-nosed brat!"

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Shinn froze, entire body tensing for a moment. It looked as if something snapped inside him. Obviously something had happened, his eyes turning flat and nearly pupil-less.

"What. Did you. Call. Me." It was more statement than question. Shinn lunged at Jason with unnatural speed, grabbing him by the hair.

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Jason's anger was very quickly replaced with shock- but he was still a smartass.
And that was likely to get him in deep trouble.
"I called you a brat!" He clarified, flailing perhaps a little. "And the hairpulling isn't doing much to change that opinion, either!"

~~CrapGonnaDie.~~

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Shinn hauled off and punched Jason hard in the stomach, proving without a doubt that the little guy was much stronger than he looked. "Oh, is that so? Guess I'll have to do something more!"

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OW.
JUST. OW!
Jason would have doubled over at this point, were it not for the fistful of hair that Shinn was currently possessive of.
So instead, he hollered. A good, loud holler. That might have sounded very suspiciously like a cry for help. ~~Except that Valentines don't cry for help.~~
And then, following the yell as Jason clutched at his now very sore gut, "I really, really don't like you."

~~Yep, permission to rough him up is totally granted, but I'd like for him to, you know, not be dead in the morning.~~

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"Huh?" Naruto looked up at the sound. "What the heck?!" He gave up his search for Kabuto and rushed towards the noise. Stopping in the doorway and quickly taking in the sight of a large guy being beaten up by a small guy. "Oy! What're yah doing!?!" This wasn't cool, at least not in Naruto's mind.

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Shinn looked up at Naruto, studying him for a moment with those disturbingly flat eyes. Frowning, he punched Jason again before letting go of his hair and turning to the newcomer. "How is it your business?"

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Jason? Meet the floor.
Oh, hello, floor!
Face first in glitter and with a black eye quickly developing, Jason decided that now would be a good time to attempt to wriggle to safety.
Which, unfortunately, was outside the door that was now being blocked by a very loud kid in a funny jumpsuit.
He was beginning very quickly to not like kids.

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Naruto blinked at the man crawling on the floor and then back at Shinn flailing. "You're beating him up! That's not cool! Why the hell're you doing that!?" No it wouldn't occur to Naruto to move for Valentine. He's got one of those one track minds.

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"He molested me," Shinn snarled, throwing a look of 'where do you think YOU'RE going?' at Jason. "I gave him the opportunity to apologize, but he didn't. So I'm just driving the lesson of justice home."

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"You tripped on me while I was asleep, and stayed there," Jason spat, glaring at the crazy kid with one hand over his eye. "What is it with you? You're a bloody psycho!"
Jason didn't know when to shut up.
But his honour had just been infringed upon, and he had to say something about it!

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Naruto moved between Jason and Shinn. "Maaaan, I think you need to relax a bit!" Since he freaked out so badly about sleeping with a guy, maybe girls were more his taste! Naruto grinned mischievously. "I know what will help! Sexy no jutsu!" He shouted and in the puff of smoked turned into a buxom blonde with pig tails, only the clouds of smoke hiding the finer details of her anatomy. "Uh-huuuu~" ♥

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Little boys in stupid jumpers were NOT supposed to turn into NAKED SEXY WOMEN!
Jason had resumed flailing, now, partly because all hell was breaking loose around him, partly because he feared for his life, and mostly because he was seriously starting to fear for his sanity.
The sudden and rather serious nosebleed? He had no idea what was up with that, and so he attributed it to being punched in the face before.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

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Shinn? Not so much a fan of the girls. But having one suddenly appear in front of him, naked except for clouds, was more than any guy could take. "Eep!" He squeaked, before quickly gathering his wits back up. "PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY YOU PERVERT!" He swung at Naruto, temporarily ignoring Jason.

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The hit, of course, connected, Naruto was too distracted for it not to. Another puff of smoke and the small boy flew into the wall. Everything spun for a moment making Naruto's vision blur as he looked at Shin. "Sasuke?" He mummbled and shook himself as he stood up, looking again with a frown. "Hey you jerk! That really hurt!" He said taking his own swing at Shinn, using extra chakra to push himself forward.

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The buxom young woman having been turned back into a screechy kid, Jason had the wits to start crawling for the door, now.
Oh look! Nosebleed gone!
Funny how that worked.

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Shinn saw Naruto moving as if he was in slow motion - SEED abilities were nice that way. He had plenty of time to dodge out of the way, aiming another blow to the back of Naruto's head. Glaring at Jason, he pounced on him and wrestled him back into the room.

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Oh look, another wall. Naruto wasn't fond of those, or more his nose wasn't fond of them. He smashed into it, leaving a nice little indent. The boy started to move and then gave up as things went blank.

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Jason was being dragged backward. He didn't much like being dragged backward. And his mind was entering that strange place where your last internal monologue tries to figure out how to get out of this mess.
'They tell you to play dead when you're being attacked by psychopaths! No! No, you idiot! That's bears! I don't think that's quite right, either...'
He looked over his shoulder at the kid who was promising to threaten certain death and screamed.
'Close enough!!!'
He held his breath, let his eyes roll back in his head, and flopped to the floor.
'Maybe it's for shark attacks... Shut up.'

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Shinn dragged him into the room, but the body went curiously limp. Glancing back over his shoulder, he saw Naruto's head hit the wall with a rather nasty thud.

OhGod.

Had he killed them?!

Shinn released Jason like he'd been burned, scrambling away into the furthest corner of the room, wide eyes filling with tears that streamed down his face unchecked. And then he started screaming.

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Something inside Naruto really didn't like the screaming. Infact, it wanted the screaming to stop. NOW. A deep red glow began to form around Naruto, expanding so that the boy now seemed to have nine transparent fox tails. He slowly started to pull himself up from the rubble, his eyes slitted and teeth now fanged. "STOP SCREAMING!" A voice that was not quite Naruto's demanded.

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Jason was not too thrilled with the screaming, either.
But at least he wasn't being throttled anymore.
He sat up to see what all the commotion was about now... and his eyes widened a few sizes. No. Way. There was not a loud and scary glowing ethereal vulpine standing in the middle of the room.
This was Jason's cue to attempt to crawl out of the room again, playing dead be damned!

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Shinn flattened himself against the wall, whimpering and then falling silent as he stared up at Naruto. With a burst of adrenaline, his surged to his feet and fled, nearly tripping over Jason in his haste. Out! OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!

He ran. Let Jason deal with the scary kid.

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Sakura had been looking for Naruto, wandering about the halls of the dorms and listening to for the sounds of a small blonde ninja requesting food. Instead, she found Shinn, who she didn't know, but gathered from his distress that something was wrong. She sidestepped into the middle of the hallway in an attempt to stop him. "Hey!" she extended her arms to the sides. "What's going on?"

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"Bad! Bad bad bad bad!" Shinn flailed at her. "Kid's gone crazy! Scary crazy blond guy!" He just wanted away damnit!

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Crazy scary blond guy? She frowned, and against her better judgement, put her hands on Shinn's shoulders. "Calm down! Who's gone crazy?"

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"I DON'T KNOW!" Shinn shrieked, swatting her hands away. "SCARY BLOND CRAZY GUY!"

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Sakura stepped away from him when her hands were swatted, and glanced toward the doorway of 517. ...Something was wrong, here. She ran passed Shinn and for the doorway.

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There was still screaming, he didn't like screaming. He growled and headed toward the door to silence everything. But there was a familair pink haired girl there.

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Sakura stopped dead in her tracks and for a moment just stared. She recognized that face, but at the same time, didn't. And his chakra was going absolutely apeshit... She took a small step backward. "...Naruto?" she asked, cautiously.

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Sakura! Naruto came back to himself. His chakra calmed down, eyes returned to normal and fangs dissapeared. "Huh? Sakura? What's goin on?" he mummbled and wobbled looking near to passing out.

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Sakura remained frozen in place for a moment after he spoke, seemingly himself again. She watched him wobble, and took a step forward, reaching a hand out hesitantly to place on his shoulder, hoping to steady him. "...what just happened?" she asked, more to herself than anyone else.

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He smiled weakly and leaned into her. "Hey... Sakura-chan... I'm tired." Naruto mumbled before passing out from the over use of chakra.

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