OOC: Fairies! Super Silly Special Round!

[dark_slippy_thing]

It is Tuesday.

Tuesday, which is decidedly not Monday, woe. I fail at being punctual with these things.

In my own defense, I was packing. Yes, I am moving at the end of the month, woo!

Which means that this is going to be the last Fairy Icon contest that I offer until I get settled in. And to keep my nerves from frying, I demand amusement this round for your entry to qualify, muwuahhahaha!

Yes, this time around, I not only need reference of your character's hair and clothing, and what they'd like as a fairy, but also, a short, silly story about what your character would do if they were to actually run into whatever your fairy of choice was, floating there in all its fairy glory.

Because I'm going to be taking such a long break and because I'm late putting this up omg, I'll extend the entry deadline to Friday.

There will be two winners this round, also. One icon will go to whoever the RNG likes the most, and the other will go to whoever's wee silly story makes me snort milk out my nose. Pending multiple wee silly stories of unadultered awesome, I might even make runner-up icons, because, seriously, these little things are my stress relief.

Okay! Reference, fairy, story! The deadline is Friday, and GO!

This round is now closed.

Comments

[by137.livejournal.com]

*cough cough* A.J. (http://importantman.livejournal.com/29045.html?thread=549237#t549237) *cough*

[dark_slippy_thing]

*Points up at request for story as well and pouts*

[by137.livejournal.com]

*makes note to not make break-neck reactions when seeing things posted and to actually read them next time*

....I don't have enough time to do this before work, either. *pats A.J.* oh, well. Sorry the breakneck response. XD

[dark_slippy_thing]

Hee, it's all good. :D I'm kind of flattered that people rapid-fire their entries into this thing.

[by137.livejournal.com]

Well, they're very cool icons....

[dark_slippy_thing]

D'awww, thanks. :)

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Tink would like to write the homeless boy a story! She already has an icon but he is moving, hopefully to a more fashionable location, so she will expend some of her valuable free time and help out a poor little insane street performer.

Once upon a time, Tinker Bell was back in London, looking for a certain boy whose details do not concern us because she was absolute not going to take him back, and she hates you for suggesting she might.

She stopped at the House of Ick and discovered something fascinating inside. All of them were dead! Dead Michael, Dead John, Dead parents, and could she really believe it ... Tink flew up to the main bedroom with her heart racing.

DEAD WENDY!

Tink did every happy dance she knew of and waltzed around the room. Oh happy day! Oh, wonderful day! Oh amazing beautiful perfect day!

"Tink," croaked a voice in the corner. "Knew you'd. Come back for me."

Oh. It was him. What did he want?

"I was wrong about everything and I should have never left Neverland and whoa, Michael has more issues than anybody realized," he said, staring at all the blood. There was so much blood! "He only nicked me. There's ... there's still time. I know you must hate me ..."

Tink nodded. She did.

"But you won't just let me die, will you, Tink?"

Tink considered. Did he remember anything about poison?

"I said I was sorry! I don't know what I was thinking! You're the most amazing, gorgeous, beautiful, wonderful --"

But Tink wasn't listening. She was already zipping out the window. How wonderful! Wendy was dead and her little family was dead and that wretched Peter would be dead any moment. Maybe she'd come back in a few hours with a camera and take pictures. Upload them to her myspace with lolcat macros and funny faces.

This was, officially, the best night ever.

THE END

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

So, we've got a Hoshi Sato in need of one fairy icon with Jonathon Archer as her fairy. There are additional images of these two here, and here.

Like her picture, Hoshi is an Asian female with black hair pulled back into a ponytail and is most recognizable in her blue jumpsuit. Her jumpsuit has blue-green piping and has one silver rectangular pip to indicate her rank. Archer as yellow-gold piping and four pips. Both have this patch on their sleeves. And since Trek fans tend to be extremely detail-oriented, this site has close-up pictures of the uniforms as well as explanations of the details.

Theirs is a sort-of love story. Hoshi is a very fearful girl who avoids enclosed spaces until one day she has a vision of Jonathon Archer, future captain of the NX-01, floating before her with little fairy wings. And even though Archer is more than twice her age, Hoshi is absolutely smitten and vows that she will follow him wherever he goes. So when Hoshi has a nice teaching job in Brazil at age 22 and turns down Starfleet's offer of a commission aboard their first starship, they send Jonathon Archer to change her mind. Hoshi drops everything and follows him all the way to Q'onoS, even if it means living in claustrophobic quarters and dealing with space sickness.

When Archer sets out a mission to find evil reptilian aliens bent on destroying Earth, Hoshi follows him even though there's no guarantee of survival. When Archer needs someone who can help him communicate with alien whales, Hoshi learns their language. When Hoshi is lying half-dead in sickbay and Archer needs someone to translate alien weapon design specs, Hoshi accompanies him. When Archer is partying with Orion slave girls, Hoshi tags along in case he has any communication difficulties.

Sadly, for all her devotion, Hoshi never gets her captain. At least, she doesn't get him in this dimension. In the Mirror Universe, Hoshi becomes the captain's woman, waits for him to conquer the rest of the Terran Empire, and then as he heads back to Earth for his coronation as emperor, she poisons him, seduces his bodyguard, and declares herself empress.